Skip to main content

Featured

swearing parrot?

Bird lovers flock to adopt parrot who is ‘rated R, parental advisory required’   Animal shelter employees were enjoying a rare quiet moment in the lobby when a yell came from a room designated for small animals: “Shut the f— up.” Source: Bird lovers flock to adopt parrot who is ‘rated R, parental advisory required’ OTIS recommends his new humans teach him NEW WORDS! Puck agrees!

Couch Potato Gifts

 Otis might be high at the moment...

Couch potato garden gnomes.

These chips-eating bong-hitting couch potato garden gnomes get out at least. Not like the lazy bastard that’s about to receive them as a gift.

The post 15 Funny Gifts For Couch Potatoes To Boost The Laziness first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.

 

Comments


easy, right? click on older posts

Contact Me

Name

Email *

Message *




My poem is finished then this shark shows up (my caption)

indeed!

a good thing...

a good thing...

Popular Posts