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Watch that old fire as it flickers and dies,  That once blessed the household and lit up our lives.  It shone for the friends and the clinking of glasses.  I'll tend to the flame; you can worship the ashes.  ---  Capture the wild things and bring them in line  And own what was never your right to confine.  The lives and the loves and the songs are what matters.  I'll tend to the flame; you can worship the ashes.  ---  Do you feel heavy?  Your eyes drop with grief.  Your spirit is wild and your suffering is brief.  So never you buckle and bend to the masses.  I'll tend to the flame; you can worship the ashes.  ---  Get round the fire with a glass of strong ale  And tell us a story from beyond the pale.  Bury some seeds and expect some strong branches.  I'll tend to the flame; you can worship the ashes.   ---  Now show me a man that can meet all his needs,  For what we need m...

Couch Potato Gifts

 Otis might be high at the moment...

Couch potato garden gnomes.

These chips-eating bong-hitting couch potato garden gnomes get out at least. Not like the lazy bastard that’s about to receive them as a gift.

The post 15 Funny Gifts For Couch Potatoes To Boost The Laziness first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.

 

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